Q: How do Sybase DBA’s break into houses?
A: They use duplicate keys
 
What do Sybase DBA’s do after an earthquake?
A: Reorg, Rebuild
 
Q: Why don’t Sybase DBA’s watch CBS?
A: Whenever they see “60 minutes” they start thinking “showplan!”
 
Q: How do Sybase DBA’s change their religion?
A: Convert (char(30), value, style)
 
Q: What is a Sybase DBA’s favorite part in a relationship?
A: datepart
 
Q: What do Sybase DBA’s say during sex?
A: lower
 
Q: Where do you find a Sybase DBA after a night of drinking?
A: floor
 
Q: What makes up a Sybase DBA strongest desires?
A: identity burning factor

Q: What music do Sybase DBA’s listen to?
A: Trance (action)

Q: What do you call the following “select name from Npole where Transport= ”Reindeer”?
A: Santa Clause
 



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